TNA Wrestling Presents…

Hayden Panettiere vs. Kristen Bell

On Pay-Per-View!

Samoa Joe has held the TNA World Heavyweight Championship for six months now. NBC contacted Joe about a guest star appearance on their hit TV show Heroes. On Impact we saw behind the scenes footage with Samoa Joe along with the cast and crew. We saw footage with Joe, and Heroes stars Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell. Joe guest starred on another episode and this time we noticed tension between Hayden and Kristen. On another episode it was Joe and Gail Kim guest starring. There was footage of a disagreement between Hayden and Kristen. It was talked about on The cast of Heroes were guests on a TNA Pay-Per-View event. Hayden and Kristen were seen bickering. Samoa Joe successfully defended his TNA World title and went into his seventh month as champion. TNA and Heroes continued to team up, as AJ Styles is next to gust star. Behind the scenes footage shows an argument between Hayden and Kristen. Mike Tenay had a sit-down interview with Terry Taylor who was on the set. He said that lately Hayden and Kristen just haven’t been able to get along.

Next Abyss is scheduled to guest star on Heroes. Again, Hayden and Kristen have a blow-out! This time it was worse. Abyss was joined by Christy Hemme on the set for the next episode. Hayden and Kristen had a cat fight on the set. Security came in and Abyss and Christy helped break it up.

The next day Kristen Bell was seen with Christy Hemme and Hayden Panettiere was seen with Gail Kim. Apparently Gail is training Hayden and Christy is training Kristen. Both actresses were present at the next Pay-Per-View event, where Samoa Joe went into his eighth month as Champion. During the event, Hayden and Kristen brawled again. On Impact it was announced on Pay-Per-View it would be Gail Kim with Hayden Panettiere in her corner defending her title against Christy Hemme with Kristen Bell in her corner.

Leading up to the match, both actresses had promos.

Kristen Bell: Hayden is the one with the problem. She can’t take it, that a star like myself is now on Heroes and she’s threatened by it.

Hayden Panettiere: A star? Yes, she played the lead on Veronica Mars, but it was cancelled.

A training video was played showing the progress of Hayden and Kristen. Leading up to the PPV, the girls had an arm wrestling competition on Impact. Gail and Christy were there supporting their respective actresses. Hayden beat Kristen at arm wrestling. All four women brawled. Referees and security ran in to separate them. Yahoo, Net Zero, AOL, Wrestle View. Com, Pro Wrestling .Com, and TNA Wrestling .Com all reported on this. The local news channels all reported on it. Fox News Channel had a full report on the TNA Pay-Per-View event. Entertainment Tonight talked with the cast of Heroes and with Dixie Carter. Fox Sports Net also ran a special. An all week special. Monday featured Hayden Panettiere, Christy Hemme, and Jeff Jarrett. Tuesday featured Kristen Bell, Gail Kim, and Samoa Joe. Wednesday saw a debate between Hayden and Kristen. Thursday was a big night of build-up. Thursday had Impact and featured a face-to-face interview between Hayden and Kristen. That turned into a fight. On the set of the Best Damn Sports Show Period, we saw Kaz and Gail Kim against Lance Hoyt and Christy Hemme. Christy got the pin on Gail. Then on Friday on BDSSP Hayden and Kristen had a one-on-one basketball game. Hayden beat Kristen 10-9.

At the PPV Gail Kim (w/ Hayden Panettiere in her corner) successfully defended the title against Christy Hemme (w/ Kristen Bell in her corner). Afterwards, the Heroes actresses fought in the ring. Also, Samoa Joe went into his ninth month as champion. On Impact it was announced on Pay-Per-View in tag team action, Gail Kim & Hayden Panettiere will take on Christy Hemme & Kristen Bell. Madusa and Luna Vachon were brought in for Hayden and Kristen for further training. Fans put up videos on You Tube supporting both Hayden and Kristen. The audience were split down the middle. TV Guide ran a feature story on this. On Impact Kristen Bell dropped a bombshell by announcing Spike TV will be taping Veronica Mars the Movie. Hayden came out to argue about it. AJ Styles says he’ll be in the movie as well. Kristen bragged about her movie, said the cast from the three seasons of Veronica Mars would be there. Hayden and Kristen got into another fight. It was also announced at that same event, “the Phenomenal AJ Styles will get the title shot against Samoa Joe.

The Impact before the PPV saw Kristen Bell cost Gail Kim the TNA Women’s Knock-Out Title. Hayden ran into the ring and the two actresses brawled again. Now for the Pay-Per-View event. Both teams had entered the ring. Gail and Christy started off in the ring. The two of them wrestled around. Christy takes control of the match. After having control for a little while, she tagged in Kristen Bell. Gail was trying to get back up to her feet, but Kristen knocked her down. Kristen put the boots to Gail. Kristen went to drop the elbow, but Gail moved. Gail Kim got up to make a tag, Kristen grabbed her ankle. Gail kicked Kristen away and tagged in Hayden Panettiere. The two TV stars were face-to-face. They circled the ring. They lock up. Hayden applies a head lock. Kristen struggles, but Hayden applies the pressure. Kristen tries to reach for the ropes, but Hayden applies more pressure. Kristin tried to reach Christy for a tag, but no luck. Kristen shoots Hayden into the ropes. Kristen drops down. As Hayden swings by the ropes she jumps over Kristen. Now Kristen jumps up and attempts a clothesline, but Hayden ducks. Kristen turns around, and Hayden clotheslines Kristen. She fell. Hayden went for an elbow drop and landed with it. Hayden went for a pin. 1-2…kick out. She lifts Kristen up and applies an arm bar. Hayden applied the pressure. Kristen pulled her hair, the referee warned her. Hayden shot Kristen into the ropes.

Hayden dropped down, Kristen jumped over her. Hayden got up and tried to take a hold of Kristen, but she hit the breaks. Kristen hip-tossed Hayden. Kristen went to make a tag, but Hayden took her down. They brawled all over the ring. Hayden tagged out to Gail Kim. Kristen chopped Gail, but it didn’t work out for her. As soon as she could, she tagged out to Christy Hemme. They went back and forth. Eventually Hayden and Kristen were tagged back in. The two actresses gave it everything they had. The tide kept turning. Suddenly all four women were in the ring at the exact time. The referee needed to get control. Gail and Christy went outside of the ring. All of a sudden Hayden got Kristen in a back slide. The referee counted 1-2-3! The match was over. Hayden Panettiere and Gail Kim celebrated the win. Kristen Bell complained. Christy Hemme also complained. Samoa Joe now went into his tenth month as TNA World Heavyweight Champion after defeating AJ Styles.

On Impact, Kristen Bell said she wants a singles match against Hayden Panettiere on the next Pay-Per-View. Hayden accepted. Also Christy Hemme will defend the championship against Gail Kim. To prepare herself, she challenged So Cal Val to a match on the next Impact. Christy interfered and helped Kristen Bell defeat So Cal Val. Christy held Val’s foot down while Kristen pinned her for a three count. On the next Impact it’ll be Hayden Panettiere teaming up with Ms. Brooks against Kristen Bell and Roxxi Laveaux. In that match Roxxi got Brooks down and Kristen got the pin fall on her. Kristen and Roxxi celebrated.

Hayden complained then they brawled throughout the arena. On the next Impact Hayden will be wrestling a local independent women’s wrestler from Florida. During the match Christy showed up with Kristen. Gail came to help out. Because of interference Hayden got the upset win. Kristen and Hayden got into another brawl. They’re ready for their match. Everybody was talking about it. MTV, VH-1, Comedy Central, and CBS of course. Letterman interviewed Kristen Bell and Leno interviewed Hayden Panettiere. Extra ran a special on this. All the newspapers reported on it. Soon it was time.

The Pay-Per-View is on the air. Gail Kim regained the championship from Christy Hemme. Now it’s time for Hayden and Kristen facing each other in singles action. Kristen Bell is introduced to the ring. Now Hayden Panettiere is announced. There’s a stare down. The bell rings. They lock up. Hayden takes the arm. Kristen took the arm. Now Hayden takes back the arm. She applies a hammer-lock on Kristen. She struggles. Kristen delivers a few elbows to get Hayden to release the hold. Hayden staggers, Kristen attempts a body slam. Hayden stops the attempt and ends up applying a fireman’s carry. Kristen gets up, Hayden shoots her into the ropes and shoulder-blocks her. Kristen gets up and Hayden drop kicks her. Kristen slides out of the ring. She tries to regroup.

Hayden runs out after her. Hayden throws Kristen back into the ring. Hayden charges back in and Kristen begs off. Hayden throws a few shots to Kristen’s head. Hayden tries to shoot Kristen off the ropes but she held on. Kristen kneed Hayden in the stomach and shot her into the ropes. Back elbow. Kristen applies a chin-lock on Hayden. The referee checks on the hold. Hayden is holding on. Kristen puts her feet on the rope for leverage behind the ref’s back. He eventually catches her and forces the hold to be broken. Kristen goes for a knee-drop, but Hayden moved out of the way. Both girls were down. The referee started his count. Hayden was first to get to her feet. Hayden drops a fist on Kristen’s head. Hayden pins her. One, two, kick out. Hayden body slams Kristen. She goes for a splash, but Kristen moved. Hayden was down, Kristen got back up. Kristen stomps on Hayden, then lifts her up for a back-breaker. Kristen attempts a pile driver, but Hayden reverses it. Kristen hits the mat. She gets back up, but Hayden tackles her down. Hayden hits a DDT on Kristen and pins her. The referee counts, one, two, three! Hayden Panettiere wins the match.

The referee raises her hand, the ring announcer made the announcement. Kristen slowly made her way up to her feet with help from the referee. Hayden stood there victoriously, celebrating, thanking the fans as they cheered. Then she looked at Kristen Bell, making sure she was all right. Kristen walked closer to Hayden. They stared at one another. The referee called another ref in. Kristen extended her hand. Hayden looked at it, not sure if it was a trick. Kristen said a few words to Hayden, she thought about it. They shook hands and then they hugged. Kristen raised Hayden’s hand in victory. Kristen started to leave the ring to allow Hayden to celebrate. Hayden told Kristen to stay. The cast and crew of Heroes came out to join them. TNA Wrestling staff also joined them.

The two actresses are friends again. TNA had a great moment in history.

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Super Challenge

The next episode in the Supergirl series.

Kara is practicing her x-ray ability. Kyle is impressed. Nearby there was a hold-up at the bank. Kyle changed into the Green Lantern and he arrived only to find that nothing was stolen and no one was harmed.

All there was waiting for GL was a message. The enemy has returned. At the Denton lab we find out that it was a “who” that was stored in the capsule and not a “what.” Garrison and Lucas both seem confident. Lenny got a job working at the Leesburg Mall. He learned that there’s been a shoplifting problem at this mall. At the end of the work day, it happened again. Denton kept speaking of the GL enemy to Lucas and how this would put an end to the hero. Green Lantern knew that the lot had been investigated. There was another cry for help, GL saw a masked man attempting to rob a woman. It turned out to be another set-up. The gate shut. And he came face-to-face with Sinestro. Green and yellow rays of light were zapping around. GL fell. His foe explained what had happened. He mentioned how he has battled anyone and everyone who has had the Green Lantern name. “The Guardians had decided to punish me. They banished me to the ‘anti-matteer universe’, it was the alien world of Qward,” he said. “The motive they had was to humble me, by exiling me to a world ruled by evil and consisted of citizens who hated the Guardians and the Green Lanterns.” This was during his feud with Hal Jordan.

At this point Kara had a plan to stop the string of shop-lifting incidents. Kara made a list and the items that were stolen were all similar cds of the same band. The price tag was a bit pricey. That was the first clue. And Lenny did say the band was popular. Also gone were concert T-shirts that were being sold. Luckily Kara had a few devices from S.T.A.R. Labs that was given to her by Jenny-Lynn via mail. Kara placed the devises on some of the merchandise. They were tiny chip sized devices that couldn’t be seen unless you were really looking for them.

Kyle was still captured. Sinestro continues his tale. “I managed to cheat death by transferring my consciousness into the Central Power Battery. That’s where I made the discovery about the ancient Yellow Impurity in the Green Lantern's light,” he said.

“That yellow impurity was a sentient entity named Parralax. The two merged when Hal Jordan entered the battery and tried to save the remaining Green Lanterns.” Jordan defeated Sinestro and his spirit was condemned inside the power battery for eternity. Through Sinestro, the yellow impurity entity called Parallax infected Hal's mind. Next was Guy Gardner.

The next day Kara was concerned because Kyle hadn’t returned home. At the mall, sure enough the exact merchandise was stolen. Kara used the radar to track down the culprit or culprits. It turned out to be thieves selling the items from the back of the truck. Back to Kyle, Sinestro spoke about the time Guy Gardner stole his ring. It was John Stewart who put him in that trap. Kara didn’t use force to stop the guys in the truck. She phoned the police and they handled it from there. Kara called up Jenny-Lynn and informed her. After finding clues, Kara went searching for Kyle. That’s when she met up with Lucas. Kara spoke about Garrison Denton and how he’s trouble. Lucas spoke about having to live up to the reputation of his half-brother Lex. She said he doesn’t have to be like Lex or Lionel. Lucas wasn’t convinced. Kara located the location and used her x-ray vision. She busted in there and busted the door down and zipped in and knocked down the henchmen. Then she was face-to-face with Sinestro. He used his yellow ring on Kara, but she ran out of the way. Kara freed Kyle while in super-speed mode. GL asked his foe how he managed to get his ring back.

The scene cut to Garrison Denton. Lucas enters his office. He talks about murdering Fred Danvers. Lucas isn’t OK with this idea. They argue about it. Danvers arrives during the Lantern verses Sinestro ring fight. The villain escaped with the others and told his foe that it was only a preview. Danvers and the other cops managed to capture a few of the henchmen. But they refused to give up Denton. Fred returned home to find Sylvia waiting for him. He mentioned how Edna didn’t understand about how important it is to put a stop to Denton. Kara called Lenny on the phone. During the conversation Lenny informed her that Denton insists on buying his family’s grocery store. “Is Denton trying to own all of Leesburg?” asked Kara. As Sylvia went home, Denton’s goons kidnapped her. Lucas didn’t feel right about it. Episode closes.

As the next episode starts, Fred searches for Sylvia. Kyle changed into Green Lantern to help out his friend. Lois Lane had showed up to make a report on the current happenings in Leesburg. Sylvia was terrified. Lenny’s parents refused to give in and sell their store to Denton. While Lenny was hanging out with Kara they went through an area that was affected by Kryptonite. At that point the thugs captured Lenny. “What’s wrong with the girl?” asked a thug. She was weakened by the Kryptonite and was unable to help Lenny. They escaped. Luckily Lois was still snooping around and found Kara. Lois helped Kara up to her feet then they walked away from the Kryptonite. Lucas again was not too thrilled about Lenny getting kidnapped. The Green Lantern had difficulty making his rescue because Sinestro was involved. Kara had problems of her own because there was Kryptonite in the building. She later discovered that lead would protect her. Lois interviewed Lucas. Hearing what she had to say about Denton was clicking in to him.

The Green Arrow arrived to assist the Green Lantern and he brought along Hal Jordan with him. Unfortunately Lenny’s parents had already sold the store to Denton but didn’t release their son. Jordan explained that he was no longer influenced by the darkness and was no longer Parallax. Jenny-Lynn returned as Jade to help out. They busted in and Kyle disposed of the Kryptonite and contacted Kara. Sinestro had to contend with two Lanterns ( Kyle and Hal ) and a Lantern in training ( Jenny-Lynn ). Green Arrow and Kara went after Denton. Lois snuck in and this time Jimmy Olsen was there and had his camera. Sinestro couldn’t deal with the three against one odds. Their villain was captured. Green Arrow and Kara defeated the henchmen. Kara rescued Lenny and Fred rescued Sylvia. Denton pointed a gun at Green Arrow. Lucas attacked Denton from behind. Denton fell and Lucas retreated. But Denton pressed a button on a remote control while he was down. Smoke filled the room. Denton escaped. Of course they couldn’t prove Denton was involved. There was no evidence that Denton was involved in either kidnapping. All the note said was “sell the store or you’ll never see your kid again.” They never mentioned selling to Denton, but he happened to be the most interested in buying it.

Denton confronted Lucas. They argued. Suddenly more henchmen worked Lucas over. Lois and Jimmy arrived and found Lucas a beaten and bloody mess. Oliver Queen ( Green Arrow ) and Hal Jordan say good-bye to Kyle and Jenny-Lynn. Fred proposes to Sylvia, says he doesn’t want to lose her. She accepts. Kara promises Lenny that Garrison Denton will be stopped. Episode closes.

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St. Michael the Archangel

(Hebrew "Who is like God?").

St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in heaven against the enemy and his followers. Four times his name is recorded in Scripture:

(1) Daniel 10:13 sqq., Gabriel says to Daniel, when he asks God to permit the Jews to return to Jerusalem: "The Angel [D.V. prince] of the kingdom of the Persians resisted me . . . and, behold Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me . . . and none is my helper in all these things, but Michael your prince";

(2) Daniel 12, the Angel speaking of the end of the world and the Antichrist says: "At that time shall Michael rise up, the great prince, who standeth for the children of thy people."

(3) In the Catholic Epistle of St. Jude: "When Michael the Archangel, disputing with the devil, contended about the body of Moses", etc. St. Jude alludes to an ancient Jewish tradition of a dispute between Michael and Satan over the body of Moses, an account of which is also found in the apocryphal book on the assumption of Moses (Origen, "De principiis", III, 2, 2). St. Michael concealed the tomb of Moses; Satan, however, by disclosing it, tried to seduce the Jewish people to the sin of hero-worship. St. Michael also guards the body of Eve, according to the "Revelation of Moses" ("Apocryphal Gospels", etc., ed. A. Walker, Edinburgh, p. 647).

(4) Apocalypse 12:7, "And there was a great battle in heaven, Michael and his angels fought with the dragon." St. John speaks of the great conflict at the end of time, which reflects also the battle in heaven at the beginning of time. According to the Fathers there is often question of St. Michael in Scripture where his name is not mentioned. They say he was the cherub who stood at the gate of paradise, "to keep the way of the tree of life" (Genesis 3:24), the angel through whom God published the Decalogue to his chosen people, the angel who stood in the way against Balaam (Numbers 22:22 sqq.), the angel who routed the army of Sennacherib (2 Kings 19:35).

Following these Scriptural passages, Christian tradition gives to St. Michael four offices:

• To fight against Satan.
• To rescue the souls of the faithful from the power of the enemy, especially at the hour of death.
• To be the champion of God's people, the Jews in the Old Law, the Christians in the New Testament; therefore he was the patron of the Church, and of the orders of knights during the Middle Ages.
• To call away from earth and bring men's souls to judgment ("signifer S. Michael repraesentet eas in lucam sanctam", Offert. Miss Defunct. "Constituit eum principem super animas suscipiendas", Antiph. off. Cf. "Hermas", Pastor, I, 3, Simil. VIII, 3).

Regarding his rank in the celestial hierarchy opinions vary; St. Basil (Hom. de angelis) and other Greek Fathers, also Salmeron, Bellarmine, etc., place St. Michael over all the angels; they say he is called "archangel" because he is the prince of the other angels; others (cf. P. Bonaventura, op. cit.) believe that he is the prince of the seraphim, the first of the nine angelic orders. But, according to St. Thomas (Summa Ia.113.3) he is the prince of the last and lowest choir, the angels. The Roman Liturgy seems to follow the Greek Fathers; it calls him "Princeps militiae coelestis quem honorificant angelorum cives". The hymn of the Mozarabic Breviary places St. Michael even above the Twenty-four Elders. The Greek Liturgy styles him Archistrategos, "highest general" (cf. Menaea, 8 Nov. and 6 Sept.).

VENERATION

It would have been natural to St. Michael, the champion of the Jewish people, to be the champion also of Christians, giving victory in war to his clients. The early Christians, however, regarded some of the martyrs as their military patrons: St. George, St. Theodore, St. Demetrius, St. Sergius, St. Procopius, St. Mercurius, etc.; but to St. Michael they gave the care of their sick. At the place where he was first venerated, in Phrygia, his prestige as angelic healer obscured his interposition in military affairs. It was from early times the centre of the true cult of the holy angels, particularly of St. Michael. Tradition relates that St. Michael in the earliest ages caused a medicinal spring to spout at Chairotopa near Colossae, where all the sick who bathed there, invoking the Blessed Trinity and St. Michael, were cured.

Still more famous are the springs which St. Michael is said to have drawn from the rock at Colossae (Chonae, the present Khonas, on the Lycus). The pagans directed a stream against the sanctuary of St. Michael to destroy it, but the archangel split the rock by lightning to give a new bed to the stream, and sanctified forever the waters which came from the gorge. The Greeks claim that this apparition took place about the middle of the first century and celebrate a feast in commemoration of it on 6 September (Analecta Bolland., VIII, 285-328). Also at Pythia in Bithynia and elsewhere in Asia the hot springs were dedicated to St. Michael.

At Constantinople likewise, St. Michael was the great heavenly physician. His principal sanctuary, the Michaelion, was at Sosthenion, some fifty miles south of Constantinople; there the archangel is said to have appeared to the Emperor Constantine. The sick slept in this church at night to wait for a manifestation of St. Michael; his feast was kept there 9 June. Another famous church was within the walls of the city, at the thermal baths of the Emperor Arcadius; there the synaxis of the archangel was celebrated 8 November. This feast spread over the entire Greek Church, and the Syrian, Armenian, and Coptic Churches adopted it also; it is now the principal feast of St. Michael in the Orient. It may have originated in Phrygia, but its station at Constantinople was the Thermae of Arcadius (Martinow, "Annus Graeco-slavicus", 8 Nov.). Other feasts of St. Michael at Constantinople were: 27 October, in the "Promotu" church; 18 June, in the Church of St. Julian at the Forum; and 10 December, at Athaea.

The Christians of Egypt placed their life-giving river, the Nile, under the protection of St. Michael; they adopted the Greek feast and kept it 12 November; on the twelfth of every month they celebrate a special commemoration of the archangel, but 12 June, when the river commences to rise, they keep as a holiday of obligation the feast of St. Michael "for the rising of the Nile", euche eis ten symmetron anabasin ton potamion hydaton.

At Rome the Leonine Sacramentary (sixth century) has the "Natale Basilicae Angeli via Salaria", 30 September; of the five Masses for the feast three mention St. Michael. The Gelasian Sacramentary (seventh century) gives the feast "S. Michaelis Archangeli", and the Gregorian Sacramentary (eighth century), "Dedicatio Basilionis S. Angeli Michaelis", 29 Sept. A manuscript also here adds "via Salaria" (Ebner, "Miss. Rom. Iter Italicum", 127). This church of the Via Salaria was six miles to the north of the city; in the ninth century it was called Basilica Archangeli in Septimo (Armellini, "Chiese di Roma", p. 85). It disappeared a thousand years ago. At Rome also the part of heavenly physician was given to St. Michael. According to an (apocryphal?) legend of the tenth century he appeared over the Moles Hadriani (Castel di S. Angelo), in 950, during the procession which St. Gregory held against the pestilence, putting an end to the plague. Boniface IV (608-15) built on the Moles Hadriani in honour of him, a church, which was styled St. Michaelis inter nubes (in summitate circi).

Well known is the apparition of St. Michael (a. 494 or 530-40), as related in the Roman Breviary, 8 May, at his renowned sanctuary on Monte Gargano, where his original glory as patron in war was restored to him. To his intercession the Lombards of Sipontum (Manfredonia) attributed their victory over the Greek Neapolitans, 8 May, 663. In commemoration of this victory the church of Sipontum instituted a special feast in honour of the archangel, on 8 May, which has spread over the entire Latin Church and is now called (since the time of Pius V) "Apparitio S. Michaelis", although it originally did not commemorate the apparition, but the victory.

In Normandy St. Michael is the patron of mariners in his famous sanctuary at Mont-Saint-Michel in the Diocese of Coutances. He is said to have appeared there, in 708, to St. Aubert, Bishop of Avranches. In Normandy his feast "S. Michaelis in periculo maris" or "in Monte Tumba" was universally celebrated on 18 Oct., the anniversary of the dedication of the first church, 16 Oct., 710; the feast is now confined to the Diocese of Coutances. In Germany, after its evangelization, St. Michael replaced for the Christians the pagan god Wotan, to whom many mountains were sacred, hence the numerous mountain chapels of St. Michael all over Germany.

The hymns of the Roman Office are said to have been composed by St. Rabanus Maurus of Fulda (d. 856). In art St. Michael is represented as an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield (often the shield bears the Latin inscription: Quis ut Deus), standing over the dragon, whom he sometimes pierces with a lance. He also holds a pair of scales in which he weighs the souls of the departed (cf. Rock, "The Church of Our Fathers", III, 160), or the book of life, to show that he takes part in the judgment. His feast (29 September) in the Middle Ages was celebrated as a holy day of obligation, but along with several other feasts it was gradually abolished since the eighteenth century (see FEASTS). Michaelmas Day, in England and other countries, is one of the regular quarter-days for settling rents and accounts; but it is no longer remarkable for the hospitality with which it was formerly celebrated. Stubble-geese being esteemed in perfection about this time, most families had one dressed on Michaelmas Day. In some parishes (Isle of Skye) they had a procession on this day and baked a cake, called St. Michael's bannock.

Wilson Lied, Kids Died!
July 14, 2004


Another high-profile John Kerry supporter was outed as a nutcase this week: Joseph C. Wilson IV, the Walter Mitty of conspiracy theorists. Wilson is the ne'er-do-well WASP embraced by the Democrats last year for calling Bush a liar. Wilson claimed to be shocked, appalled, alarmed when President Bush said during his 2003 State of the Union address: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

Wilson was shocked because, in 2002, he had been sent on an unpaid make-work job to Niger to "investigate" whether Saddam Hussein had tried to buy uranium ore from Niger. Wilson's method of investigating consisted of asking African potentates questions like: Did you commit a horrible crime, which, if so, would ruin your country's relationship with the United States? I have no independent means of corroborating this, so be honest!

On the basis of the answers he got, Wilson concluded that Saddam had not sought uranium ore from Niger. Since "Africa" means "Niger" and "British intelligence" means "Joseph Wilson," Wilson realized in horror that Bush's statement referred to Wilson's very own report! Out of love for his country and an insatiable desire to have someone notice his worthless existence, Wilson wrote an op-ed in The New York Times calling Bush a liar.

The whole story was already nutty enough to be believed by every columnist at The New York Times. But then journalist Robert Novak revealed that Clown Wilson had been sent as an unpaid intern to Niger by his wife, a chair-warmer at the CIA who apparently wanted to get him out of the house. This in turn provoked our own Walter Mitty to accuse Karl Rove of outing his wife as an undercover "spy" in retaliation for his attacks on the Bush administration. (And P. Diddy told me Britney Spears is out to get me! I'm a spy too!)

In response to Wilson's crazy behavior, he was made an adviser to the Kerry campaign. He was also fawned over by Vanity Fair magazine, embraced by Democratic senators like Jon Corzine of New Jersey, hailed as a patriot in The New York Times, awarded The Nation magazine's "Award for Truth-Telling" and given a lucrative book contract.

According to The Washington Post, Wilson began whiling away his once-empty days discussing "who would play (his wife) in the movie" and fantasizing about how his obituary would read. His favorites were: "Joseph C. Wilson IV, the Bush I administration political appointee who did the most damage to the Bush II administration ..." and "Joseph C. Wilson IV, the husband of the spy the White House outed ..."

I'm not sure we were waiting for any more evidence on whether Wilson was an idiot, but this week we found out he's a liar, too. The Senate report on the CIA's intelligence gathering concluded that, contrary to Wilson's statements about his own report, his findings had bolstered rather than undermined the case that Saddam had sought uranium from Niger.

Most amusingly, despite Wilson's insistence that he had been tapped for the Niger trip based on his nonexistent expertise and zero credentials, the Senate committee produced his wife's memo recommending her husband for the (unpaid) job. This followed Wilson's assertions that his wife "definitely had not proposed that I make the trip" and his astonishment that anyone could imagine his wife was "somehow involved in this," saying that "just defies logic."

When presented with the memo from his wife recommending him for the job, Wilson said only that his wife was not the one who made the decision to send him to Niger. This cleared up the matter for anyone who had been under the impression Wilson was married to George Tenet.

As an aside, I note that the main point of the Senate report was to slam the agency for its Mickey Mouse intelligence gathering on weapons of mass destruction. Guess what Wilson's wife does at the CIA? That's right! She gathers intelligence on weapons of mass destruction! No wonder she claims to be "undercover." Her fantasist husband calls the incompetent CIA paper-pusher "Jane Bond." (I'm an astronaut!)

The implicit deal the government has always had with worthless, rich WASPs is they get trivial, make-work jobs with the Foreign Service so they can go around calling themselves "diplomats"; but the trade-off is, they're not supposed to make fools of themselves or commit treason. It's not that high a hurdle. Unlike the Ivy League WASPs of yesteryear, at least worthless WASPs from the lower-ranked schools like Wilson have, thus far, managed to avoid treason. Merely being an ass shouldn't cause many problems for the country -- except that: One political party embraced the ass.

Wilson is an "unpaid foreign affairs adviser" to the Kerry campaign. (In yet another testament to the wisdom of the market, all Wilson's "jobs" seem to be unpaid.) Indeed, Wilson's Web site, (restorehonesty.com) denouncing the perfidy of the Bush administration, was created and paid for by "John Kerry for President." (Why haven't any crack investigative journalists noticed that?)

This may explain why Kerry was boasting about foreign leaders supporting him earlier this year: He was trying to distract voters from the fact that his strongest base of support in the United States consists of lonely fantasists hoping to make some new friends. 

 

In Desperate Move, Kerry Adopts Puppy
July 7, 2004


I guess with John Kerry's choice of John Edwards as his running mate, he really does want to stand up for all Americans, from those worth only $60 million to those worth in excess of $800 million.

In one of the many stratagems Democrats have developed to avoid telling people what they believe, all Edwards wants to talk about is his cracker-barrel humble origins story. We're supposed to swoon over his "life story," as the flacks say, which apparently consists of the amazing fact that ... his father was a millworker!

That's right up there with "Clinton's stepdad was a drunk" and "Ted Kennedy's dad was a womanizing bootlegger" on my inspirational life-stories meter. In fact, I'm immediately renouncing my university degrees and going to work for the post office just to give my future children a shot at having a "life story," should they decide to run for president someday.

What is so amazing about Edwards' father being a millworker? That's at least an honorable occupation -- as opposed to being a trial lawyer. True, Edwards made more money than his father did. I assume strippers make more money than their alcoholic fathers who abandoned them did, too. This isn't a story of progress; it's a story of devolution.

Despite the overwrought claims of Edwards' dazzling legal skills, winning jury verdicts in personal injury cases has nothing to do with legal talent and everything to do with getting the right cases -- unless "talent" is taken to mean "having absolutely no shame." Edwards specialized in babies with cerebral palsy whom he claimed would have been spared the affliction if only the doctors had immediately performed Caesarean sections.

As a result of such lawsuits, there are now more than four times as many Caesarean sections as there were in 1970. But curiously, there has been no change in the rate of babies born with cerebral palsy. As The New York Times reported: "Studies indicate that in most cases, the disorder is caused by fetal brain injury long before labor begins." All those Caesareans have, however, increased the mother's risk of death, hemorrhage, infection, pulmonary embolism and Mendelson's syndrome.

In addition, the "little guys" Edwards claims to represent are having a lot more trouble finding doctors to deliver their babies these days as obstetricians leave the practice rather than pay malpractice insurance in excess of $100,000 a year.

In one of Edwards' silver-tongued arguments to the jury on behalf of a girl born with cerebral palsy, he claimed he was channeling the unborn baby girl, Jennifer Campbell, who was speaking to the jurors through him:

"She said at 3, 'I'm fine.' She said at 4, 'I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing OK.' Five, she said, 'I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, 'I need out.'"

She's saying, "My lawyer needs a new Jaguar ... "

"She speaks to you through me and I have to tell you right now -- I didn't plan to talk about this -- right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you."

Well, tell her to pipe down, would you? I'm trying to hear the evidence in a malpractice lawsuit.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde on the death of Little Nell, one must have a heart of stone to read this without laughing. What is this guy, a tent-show preacher? An off-the-strip Las Vegas lounge psychic couldn't get away with this routine.

Is Edwards able to channel any children right before an abortionist's fork is plunged into their tiny skulls? Why can't he hear those babies saying, "Let me live! Stop spraying this saline solution all over me!" Edwards must experience interference in channeling the voices of babies about to be aborted. Their liberal mothers' hands seem to muffle those voices.

And may we ask what the pre-born Jennifer Campbell thinks about war with Iraq? North Korea? Marginal tax rates? If Miss Cleo here is going to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, I think the voters are entitled to know that.

While making himself fabulously rich by taking a one-third cut of his multimillion-dollar verdicts coaxed out of juries with junk science and maudlin performances, Edwards has the audacity to claim, "I was more than just their lawyer; I cared about them. Their cause was my cause."

If he cared so deeply, how about keeping just 10 percent of the multimillion-dollar jury awards, rather than a third? In fact, as long as these Democrats are so eager to raise the taxes of "the rich," how about a 90 percent tax on contingency fees?

For someone who didn't care about the money, it's interesting that Edwards avoided cases in which the baby died during delivery. Evidently, jury awards average only about $500,000 when the babies die, and there is no disabled child to parade before the jury.

Edwards was one of the leading opponents of a bill in the North Carolina Legislature that would have established a fund for all babies born with cerebral palsy. So instead of all disabled babies in North Carolina being compensated equitably, only a few will win the jury lottery -- one-third of which will go to trial lawyers like Edwards, who insists he doesn't care about the money.

Despite the now-disproved junk science theory about C-sections preventing cerebral palsy that Edwards peddled in the channeling case, the jury awarded Edwards' client a record-breaking $6.5 million. This is the essence of the modern Democratic Party, polished to perfection by Bill Clinton: They are willing to insult the intelligence of 49 percent of the people if they think they can fool 51 percent of the people.

So while Michael Moore, Al Franken, George Soros, Crazy Al Gore and the rest of the characters from the climactic devil-worshipping scene in "Rosemary's Baby" provide the muscle for the Kerry campaign, Kerry picks a pretty-boy milquetoast as his running mate, narrowly edging out a puppy for the spot. Just don't ask the Democrats what they believe. Edwards' father was a millworker, and that's all you need to know. 

 

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In Desperate Move, Kerry Adopts Puppy
July 7, 2004


I guess with John Kerry's choice of John Edwards as his running mate, he really does want to stand up for all Americans, from those worth only $60 million to those worth in excess of $800 million.

In one of the many stratagems Democrats have developed to avoid telling people what they believe, all Edwards wants to talk about is his cracker-barrel humble origins story. We're supposed to swoon over his "life story," as the flacks say, which apparently consists of the amazing fact that ... his father was a millworker!

That's right up there with "Clinton's stepdad was a drunk" and "Ted Kennedy's dad was a womanizing bootlegger" on my inspirational life-stories meter. In fact, I'm immediately renouncing my university degrees and going to work for the post office just to give my future children a shot at having a "life story," should they decide to run for president someday.

What is so amazing about Edwards' father being a millworker? That's at least an honorable occupation -- as opposed to being a trial lawyer. True, Edwards made more money than his father did. I assume strippers make more money than their alcoholic fathers who abandoned them did, too. This isn't a story of progress; it's a story of devolution.

Despite the overwrought claims of Edwards' dazzling legal skills, winning jury verdicts in personal injury cases has nothing to do with legal talent and everything to do with getting the right cases -- unless "talent" is taken to mean "having absolutely no shame." Edwards specialized in babies with cerebral palsy whom he claimed would have been spared the affliction if only the doctors had immediately performed Caesarean sections.

As a result of such lawsuits, there are now more than four times as many Caesarean sections as there were in 1970. But curiously, there has been no change in the rate of babies born with cerebral palsy. As The New York Times reported: "Studies indicate that in most cases, the disorder is caused by fetal brain injury long before labor begins." All those Caesareans have, however, increased the mother's risk of death, hemorrhage, infection, pulmonary embolism and Mendelson's syndrome.

In addition, the "little guys" Edwards claims to represent are having a lot more trouble finding doctors to deliver their babies these days as obstetricians leave the practice rather than pay malpractice insurance in excess of $100,000 a year.

In one of Edwards' silver-tongued arguments to the jury on behalf of a girl born with cerebral palsy, he claimed he was channeling the unborn baby girl, Jennifer Campbell, who was speaking to the jurors through him:

"She said at 3, 'I'm fine.' She said at 4, 'I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing OK.' Five, she said, 'I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, 'I need out.'"

She's saying, "My lawyer needs a new Jaguar ... "

"She speaks to you through me and I have to tell you right now -- I didn't plan to talk about this -- right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you."

Well, tell her to pipe down, would you? I'm trying to hear the evidence in a malpractice lawsuit.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde on the death of Little Nell, one must have a heart of stone to read this without laughing. What is this guy, a tent-show preacher? An off-the-strip Las Vegas lounge psychic couldn't get away with this routine.

Is Edwards able to channel any children right before an abortionist's fork is plunged into their tiny skulls? Why can't he hear those babies saying, "Let me live! Stop spraying this saline solution all over me!" Edwards must experience interference in channeling the voices of babies about to be aborted. Their liberal mothers' hands seem to muffle those voices.

And may we ask what the pre-born Jennifer Campbell thinks about war with Iraq? North Korea? Marginal tax rates? If Miss Cleo here is going to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, I think the voters are entitled to know that.

While making himself fabulously rich by taking a one-third cut of his multimillion-dollar verdicts coaxed out of juries with junk science and maudlin performances, Edwards has the audacity to claim, "I was more than just their lawyer; I cared about them. Their cause was my cause."

If he cared so deeply, how about keeping just 10 percent of the multimillion-dollar jury awards, rather than a third? In fact, as long as these Democrats are so eager to raise the taxes of "the rich," how about a 90 percent tax on contingency fees?

For someone who didn't care about the money, it's interesting that Edwards avoided cases in which the baby died during delivery. Evidently, jury awards average only about $500,000 when the babies die, and there is no disabled child to parade before the jury.

Edwards was one of the leading opponents of a bill in the North Carolina Legislature that would have established a fund for all babies born with cerebral palsy. So instead of all disabled babies in North Carolina being compensated equitably, only a few will win the jury lottery -- one-third of which will go to trial lawyers like Edwards, who insists he doesn't care about the money.

Despite the now-disproved junk science theory about C-sections preventing cerebral palsy that Edwards peddled in the channeling case, the jury awarded Edwards' client a record-breaking $6.5 million. This is the essence of the modern Democratic Party, polished to perfection by Bill Clinton: They are willing to insult the intelligence of 49 percent of the people if they think they can fool 51 percent of the people.

So while Michael Moore, Al Franken, George Soros, Crazy Al Gore and the rest of the characters from the climactic devil-worshipping scene in "Rosemary's Baby" provide the muscle for the Kerry campaign, Kerry picks a pretty-boy milquetoast as his running mate, narrowly edging out a puppy for the spot. Just don't ask the Democrats what they believe. Edwards' father was a millworker, and that's all you need to know. 

 

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Saddam In Custody -- Moore, Soros, Dean Still At Large
June 30, 2004


The Americanization of Iraq proceeds at an astonishing pace, the Iraqis are taking to freedom like fish to water, and the possibilities for this nation are endless. It's hard to say who's more upset about these developments: the last vestiges of pro-Hussein Baathist resistance in Iraq or John Kerry's campaign manager.

The New York Times ran a front-page news story on Sunday about how life was better for Iraqi girls under Saddam Hussein -- living under Saddam, that is, not the girls who were literally under Saddam, Odai and Qusai while they were being raped. The article was titled "For Iraqi Girls, Changing Land Narrows Lives." True, they don't have to run from Odai's rape rooms anymore. But apparently not a single Iraqi female has been admitted to Augusta National Golf Club since the liberation!

The Democrats want Saddam back.

Of course we can't be sure if their presidential candidate wants Saddam back, inasmuch as John Kerry will be in an undisclosed location until Election Day. As Mickey Kaus has pointed out, every time Kerry starts campaigning, his poll numbers plummet. According to a recent New York Times poll, after $60 million in warm and fuzzy TV ads about Kerry, 40 percent of Americans have no opinion of him. In other words, the ads are working! So Kerry will be sitting out the actual campaign this year.

But he's got a lot of surrogates campaigning for him. There's Michael Moore, who has said he hopes more Americans will die in Iraq. His movie, "Fahrenheit 7/11" as we call it, apparently supports the Times' view that life in Iraq was better, sunnier, happier under Saddam Hussein. Moore has also accused the American people of being the stupidest, most naive people on the face of the Earth. And after last weekend, he's got the box office numbers to prove it!

Moore keeps whining about all the right-wing hit groups out to get him. Granted he's a large target (or what's known in baseball as a "fat pitch"). But conservatives are frankly relieved we finally have a liberal who tells the truth about what he thinks of America.

Then there's George Soros, who compared Israel to Nazi Germany and President George Bush to the Nazis. Soros later denied comparing Bush to the Nazis, saying he had merely said Bush reminded him of "the Germans." Hmmm, which Germans was Soros referring to -- the Von Trapp Family? Katarina Witt and Steffi Graf? Eric Braeden from "The Young and the Restless"? Wouldn't Soros like Bush if he were similar to the new pacifist, America-hating Germans? If not, why did liberals keep pestering us to get Germany's approval before we invaded Iraq?

Soros blames President Bush for anti-Semitism, and then proceeds directly to the usual liberal talking points attacking Israel. He says Israeli policies are to blame for anti-Semitism -- coming in a close second after the Von Trapp-like Bush -- and Israel was a large part of the reason the United States went to war with Iraq. Also oil, which would certainly explain why gas is so cheap now.

Apparently, given a choice between: (a) lifting the sanctions against Iraq so oil sales could resume, for the cost of a single phone call, and (b) a war costing $120 billion and nearly 900 U.S. lives so far, Bush chose (b). Seriously, there are still adults in the English-speaking world with opposable thumbs who believe this theory?

And then there's Howard Dean, who thinks Bush was in cahoots with the Saudis -- and he's the centrist of the bunch. I'm looking forward to Dean's address at the Democratic Convention this summer. Rumor has it he'll end with a squeal so high-pitched only dogs will be able to hear it.

I admire their savage energy, but these people want to run the country. Even with all their money and power, I don't think they could get the Haitians to let them govern. But Soros and company think they should be running the United States of America.

Apart from the fact that Kerry won't come out of hiding while allowing the nuts to attack Bush for him, these aren't random nobodies popping up to endorse Kerry. Howard Dean was considerably more likely to be the Democratic nominee for president than Joe Lieberman ever was.

Soros has vowed to spend $15 million to defeat George Bush this year -- buying himself more influence than the entire populations of several states.
Michael Moore's endorsement was proudly accepted by erstwhile Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark, who -- just to counterbalance his own remarks defending infanticide as "a private matter between a woman and her doctor" -- explicitly defended some of Moore's loopier remarks, which is saying something.

Come to think of it, it's no surprise they want Saddam Hussein back. He made the Democrats seem moderate by comparison.

The Next Episode: Supergirl

Kara was learning to read and write English. One of Denton’s guys was picking on a lady named Sylvia while on the lot that had just been sold. Fred Danvers ran over and roughed up the thug. Sylvia was thankful. Denton announced that he has signed Lucas Luthor to help search for clues on the lot mystery. Kyle Rayner was concerned. First the Dentons now a Luthor is involved. Lenny was on his way to school. Chase left home. Kara waited for him then she attacked him and applied a hammerlock on him and warned him to leave Lenny alone. But she ended up breaking his arm. She didn’t know her own strength. So she zipped away and called for help. Fred Danvers went to question Chase later on at the hospital. “Some crazy girl,” said Chase. On his way out Fred saw Sylvia helping out at the hospital. Fred asked out Sylvia and she accepted. Kyle came home while Jenny-Lynn was teaching Kara. Kyle heard about what happened to Chase and right away knew it had to be Kara. He spoke to her about being careful. Someone was at the door. Kyle answered it. Lenny was there, busted open. “Where’s Linda?” asked Lenny. Kyle wasn’t sure who he meant, but then Kara walked over to check on Lenny. Apparently Chase’s friends attacked in order to get revenge over what Kara did to him. Jamie-Lynn fixed up Lenny’s cuts and bruises.

Now we take a look at Denton in his office. He had just recently became the owner of the lot. Lucas found tracks of the shuttle and snapped shots to show Denton. Lucas also located some space rocks similar to the ones that his half-brother Lex had found in Smallville. Plus the damage caused in the lot, they were convinced of an alien invasion here in Leesburg. Fred and Sylvia are out on their date in a classy restaurant. Garrison Denton put his next dastardly plan into motion. He hired orderlies to kidnap Chase out of the hospital. Kyle Rayner changed into The Green Lantern. Denton’s men wanted information about the mysterious girl who beat him up. Chase refused to talk until they told him what was going on. One of the thugs said he could get even with her by cooperating with them. Kara and Lenny approached Chase’s friends. They were angry at them because they heard about Chase’s disappearance. They didn’t let them explain what had happened. They charged at them and Kara easily knocked down all of them. Finally she was able to explain to them how they suspected Garrison Denton and wanted to recruit them to help and possibly bring him down. Kyle changed into the Green Lantern. He visited Denton. He told GL that he doesn’t have any proof against him. Chase’s guys joined forces with Kara and Lenny. Police Officer, Fred Danvers questioned Lucas. A thug slapped Chase hard across the face, so he at least admitted that it was indeed a girl. Green Lantern located a Denton henchman and used the power of the ring to get the location from him. GL tied him up and called Danvers. During the fallout Green Lantern was knocking around villains left and right. All of a sudden from behind the Denton bodyguard attacked Lantern from behind. They then tied up the Lantern. He was locked up in another room. Kara and company made their way on the property. Kara waited until everyone was scattered around to pull the door off the hinges. She used her speed power and charged in. The others noticed the missing door and made their way in. The bodyguard pulled the mask off of Green Lantern. “What? The cartoonist guy?” he asked in amazement. Lenny searched for Kara/Linda while Chase’s thugs went head-on and found Denton’s guys and started fighting. Kara located Chase, he was still being questioned by the thug. Kara zipped on over and attacked the guy. In a different area Lenny and the others got clobbered. After Kara rescued Chase she ran over and took down the bodyguard and freed Green Lantern. Kara said she was going to help out the others. Jenny-Lynn showed up. GL spoke to her, she wanted to tape-record a confession to use to bring down Denton. The bodyguard got back up and strangled Kyle. Suddenly Jenny-Lynn raised her hand and green-energy zapped out at the bodyguard. He fell down. She was confused about her sudden abilities while they spoke the bodyguard got up again and tossed GL/Kyle and strangled Jenny-Lynn suddenly gun shots were fired at him. It was Fred Danvers. The bodyguard went down. Chase was blaming Kara for this happening to him, but said he was still grateful for the rescue. On the way home Lenny asked Kara for the rest of her name. “Linda…Linda what?” She saw a Leesburg sign and said “Lee” that it was her middle name. Lenny called her mysterious. Fred told Sylvia the bodyguard didn’t make it and can’t squeal on Denton. Jenny-Lynn tests out her new found abilities. Kara knows she’s landed here for a reason. Episode Closes.

Next Episode! It’s the last day at school at Leesburg High School. Lenny was cleaning out his locker. Chase, with his arm in a sling, walked by him and said hi. A fellow student, Lester, walked towards Lenny and asked him about it. Lester spoke about how much Chase and his goons tormented him. Kara was at Kyle’s place continuing her studies. She’s planning on starting school in September. Back at school Lester walks by Chase, the name-calling started back up again. At lunch he had flash-backs to all the torture that both him and Lenny suffered. He brought his tray outside, Chase tripped Lester. He fell down and his food landed on the ground along with the tray. The other students laughed at him. Jenny-Lynn is at S.T.A.R. Lab in Metropolis running tests. Kara took a break from her studies to watch some television. Lester went to his locker and pulled out a gun. He hid it and saw the principal walk by. He had flashbacks to how both he and Lenny would go to the principal and vice principal for help and nothing would change. Kara watched Mighty Mouse and felt it would be cool to be like him and Green Lantern and Fred Danvers saving the world and she wrote that in her journal. Later on Chase started with Lester yet again. This time he had the gun on him and he took it out and aimed it towards him. Chase didn’t take Lester seriously. Lester pulled the trigger, and the principal got hit in the shoulder as he was walking by. Chase was frozen with fear. Lester didn’t care because he felt the principal never actually helped him. Garrison Denton and Lucas Luthor received word that equipment detected alien property buried in the lot. Kyle Rayner traveled to Metropolis to join his girlfriend. Lester had Chase and his goons moved to the gym. Kara saw the late-breaking news report on TV. The principal had been taken to the hospital. Lenny tried talking sense into his friend. At the lot they already started drilling. Kara used her speed to arrive at the school. She saw the police there. Fred Danvers was already at the scene. Suddenly Kara was able to see through the school. Her x-ray vision had developed. As she tested it, she scanned room to room and finally located the hold-up. She hid the zoomed inside the school. Lester went through a long list of things that Chase and Company did to himself and Lenny and others. He shot Chase in his left foot. Kara busted in during the commotion and knocked Lester out. After order was restored, Kara and Lenny talked about it. Jenny-Lynn mentioned how she was adopted. Kyle supports her on her decesion of tracking down her past. As for Denton, the crew discovered a capsule that was underground. Chase tells Lenny and Kara that Lester was right about him. And he apologizes to Lenny. Episode closes.

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Spider-Man 2 John Wayne movies I've seen The Desert Trail, The Lucky Texan, Riders of Destiny, The Hurricane Express, Paradise Canyon, The Man From Utah,Blue Steel,Wings of the Wasteland, The Trail Beyond,Rainbow Valley,Hell Town,Sagebrush Trail,His Private Secretary,Texas Terror,West of the Divide,The Star Packer,The Dawn Rider, 'Neath the Arizona Skies,Randy Rides Alone,The Lawless Frontier, Favorite Wrestlers/Personali ties Sting,Eric Bischoff,Bruno Sammartino,Ricky Morton,Robert Gibson, Bob Backlund,Hulk Hogan, Lex Luger, Jeff Jarrett,"Tenne see Cowboy" James Storm,"Wildcat " Chris Hariss,Christy Hemme Melina,Madusa," ;Macho Man" Randy Savage,Gorilla Monsoon,Tony Schivane,Mike Tenay,AJ Styles,Bill Goldberg,"Rowd y" Roddy Piper,Ric Flair, Lanny Poffo,Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat,Arn Anderson,Alex Wright, Ultimate Warrior,Rick Steiner,Jeremy Borasch,Booker T,Nick Patrick,Scott Steiner,Stevie Ray,Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Abyss www.tnawrestlingnews.com Road Warriors,Demoltion, Erik Watts,Frankie Kazzarian a.k.a. Kaz, Chris Sabin,Alex Shelley,Sherri Martel, Dustin Rhodes (not as Goldust) Daimond Dallas Page,Kimberly,Verne Gagne,Greg Gagne,Christopher Daniels,David Sammartino,Scott Hall,Kevin Nash, Shark Boy,Randy Anderson,Mean Gene Okerlund, Elizabeth,Nikita Koloff,Sgt. Slaughter, Copral Kirschner,Samoa Joe,Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt,Bobby Eaton,Terry Taylor, Rick Rude,Dusty Rhodes,Larry Zybyszko, Greg Valentine,Don Murraco,Dynamite Kid www.oldmp.com/wrestling.htm Eric Young,Hillbilly Jim,Davey Boy Smith,Danny Davis,Lou Thesz,Nasty Boys, Disco Inferno,Monty Brown,"Flyin'& quot; Brian Pillman, "Z-Man" Tom Zenk, Konan, Ron Killings,Outback Jack,Tully Blanchard, Ole Anderson,The Von Erichs,Big Van Vader,KoKo B. Ware,Evan Kurragous,Norman Smiley,Lizzie Valentine Petey Williams,"Supe r Star" Billy Graham Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka,Tatanka,Lance Hoyt,Bobby Heenan,Jimmy Hart,JJ Dillon, The Fabulous Freebirds, Johnny B. Badd,Andre the Giant,Jerry "the King" Lawler (not his WWF/WWE persona, I felt he was better everywhere except WWE) Brad Armstrong,Voodoo Kin Mafia (BG James,Kip James, & Roxie Levouxe)(phone rings.) Operator:9-1-1,what 's your emergency? Lady: Help me, there in my house!The Giant (Paul Wight a.k.a. Big Show) Max Payne,Honky Tonk Man,Fabulous Freebirds,Robert Roode, The Moon Dogs,Steve McMichael,Barry Windham, Buddy Rogers,Pedro Marelas,Powers of Pain,Cobra (Jeff Farmer) Jim Brunzell, The Missing Link,B. Brian Blair 3 Count, Rey Mysterio, Jr., Elix Skipper Senshi,Tony Atlas,Jushin "Thunder" Liger The Great Muta,Akira Hokuto,Antonio Inoki,www.oldmp.com/wrestlingwithanagency.htm www.celebpolitics.com King Kong Bundy,Big John Studd,Lita, Ivory,Bill Alphonso,Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart,Paul Roma,Kid Romeo, Also a fan of Rush Limbaugh rush@eibnet.com Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity sean@hannity.com Favorite United States Presidents George W. Bush,Ronald Reagan George H.W. Bush,Richard Nixon,Georde Washington,Abraham Lincoln,Gerald Ford, Dwight D. Eisenhower,Theodore Roosevelt, Herbert C. Hoover Favorite Magazines The Weekly Standard, National Review, past favorites include WCW Magazine,Pro Wrestling Illustrated, The Wrestler,Inside Wrestling ******************* ************ Idiot List**^^^^ Noam Chomsky,Ted Kennedy, Ralph Nader, Dan Rather,George Soros,Gloria Steinem,Cornel West, Political Books read *************** Do As I Say (Not As I Do) Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy by Peter Schweizer Slander Liberal Lies About the American Right by Ann Coulter ProtestWarrior Book - A Field Guide to Left-Wing Wackos And What To Do About Them by Kfir Alfia and Alan Lipton 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken is #37)by Bernard Goldberg Treason Liberal Treachery From The Cold War to the War on Terrorism by Ann Coulter Deliver Us From Evil Defeating Terrorism,Despotism ,and Liberalism by Sean Hannity George W. Bush on God and Country Edited by Thomas M. Freiling Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man by David T. Hardy and Jason Clarke ********** ******************* **************** Lyrics: No castle in the south of France But what we had were underpants That made us feel like royalty His hands were hard, his waistbands soft, And in his deep red apple thoughts, he said, ‘Your fruit will be of the loom, not of the tree.’ Yeah, Daddy was the apple of my eye, Like underwear he’s with me ’til I die And the more that I peel back the years, the more I realize He will always be, the apple of my eye. A father knows a young boy grows The clothesline of life sometimes blows Brief memories that last forevermore. He gave to me his fearless grin His rosy cheeks, his tender skin A comfort that runs straight down to the core. Yeah, Daddy was the apple of my eye, Like underwear he’s with me ’til I die. And the more that I peel back the years, the more I realize In that tangled family tree, he will forever be The shining, polished apple of my eye. ******************* ********** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@ @@@@@########## ******************* ************** I worry about a culture that devalues life,and believe as your president I have an important obligation to foster and encourage respect for life in America and throughout the world.-George W. Bush-August 9,2001- _ -